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Travelling sisters

Postby anniniwa » Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:40 +0000

Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.



Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of their MX5 and hisses through the windshield.


"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"



"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.



Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.


"What shall I do now?" she shouts.


"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen .


Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.



Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.


"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.


"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.


"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.


She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f**k off the windshield!" :D :D :D
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Re: Travelling sisters

Postby Medic5 » Tue, 01 Sep 2009 5:28 +0000

Ann and Shenab, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of their MX5 and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Ann "What shall we do?"

"Take off them Red shoes and stab him in heart" says Shenab.

So Ann did, and killed the little ba###rd!
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Re: Travelling sisters

Postby anniniwa » Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:02 +0000

:D :D :D :D
very funny but I'm thinking we would both be wearing heels so it would be double trouble!!!!

No messing with the ladies cars!!! :D :D :D
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Re: Travelling sisters

Postby shenab » Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:33 +0000

:D :D :D :D :D :D
"I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace.
Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war"
- Albert Einstein
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Re: Travelling sisters

Postby Cloggy » Thu, 03 Sep 2009 1:18 +0000

I feckin' fell off my chair PJ. now my back hurts as well as my jaw.
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Re: Travelling sisters

Postby hillymx » Thu, 03 Sep 2009 5:12 +0000

good one lads :P
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