MX5Ireland

I mentioned this at the waterford run so thought i'd stick up the link.
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewt ... 865&page=1

And the piss take
http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=25953

God this bloke is ANAL.........

The kinda bloke you'd hate to be sitting beside at a dinner party.

Ollie Brady wrote:God this bloke is ANAL.........

The kinda bloke you'd hate to be sitting beside at a dinner party.

as mr clarkson put it...

"if i had a side parting and adenoids i'd find all this very interesting - i'd come around to your house and tell you all about it"

.............oh god, oh sweet sweet god!

I am keeping this post as proof to my family that washing, drying, waxing and detailing my little lizard is now very, very normal!!!

Oh I feel so sorry for the poor divil.

Terrible trade in anyone?

Ash - they are two of the funniest web pages I read in quite a while. This guy is waaaaaaay to serious about his motor.

I agree Val, I thought I was bad – but this takes things to a whole different level. My own girls no longer pass comment on the time I spend washing/cleaning cars, but some of their friends are now commenting (to me) that I seem to do it all the time - after reading this I no longer worry about it! Anyway, one big stone chip – or one drive along some of the cow-shite covered roads in Westmeath and it’s all gone……


mrges

Yeah what we do doesn't seem so bad guys. I thought the anorak thread was just pure genius.

Absolutely hilarious!

Wouldn't you like to see his reaction when driving if some bird shit landed on the bonnet?

He'd be a very interesting dinner guest...............NOT

(The piss-take is great)

John

leamyj wrote:Wouldn't you like to see his reaction when driving if some bird shit landed on the bonnet?

He would probably have to get his friend to get the micro reader thingy to measure the depth of the dropping and then evaluate the washing/drying/claying/restoring/wet n' dry sanding/rewash, etc etc

feck it is tiring even typing it!!

Val, I know it's off topic, did you get the keys to your new pad

John

Hi John,

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would have better chance of beating Robert Mugabe in an election than getting my twat of a solicitor to get off her ass and do a five minute task of opening an envelope and forwarding my mortgage cheque to the builders...........................................and breathe!!!

Definately Monday now...........have spent the last three weeks driving around measuring, choosing carpets, tiles, beds and furniture and totally fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ta for asking....you have a better memory than my overpaid legal twat!

I have my NCT retest next week too.........hmmmmmmmmmm....one electric motor to fit first.

Brought the mammy to Waterford today in vera the primera........poor old eddie was left home alone! Typical the sun came out and I missed the old lizard.