new car syndrome

by **bingus666** » Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:26 +0000

I remember when I first got my 5... "Hey, honey am just nipping down to the shop to pick up some milk back soon". 3 hours later I arrive home....

:shock:

by **leamyj** » Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:07 +0000

Only 3 hours? :shock:

WIMP

(only joking)

John

by **bingus666** » Tue, 29 Apr 2008 1:07 +0000

well, yeah could only MILK it for that long...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA......

milk? get it? eh? ....

by **Fergus** » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 4:20 +0000

leamyj wrote:Only 3 hours?
WIMP
(only joking)
John

^ OWNED !
MUAHAAHHAHhahah :lol:

by **Sean** » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 7:43 +0000

bingus666 wrote:well, yeah could only MILK it for that long...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA......

milk? get it? eh? ....

Pull the UDDER one! :lol:

.................were you MOO-ving fast?

...........it wasnt just cold that day,it was FREISAN :shock:

.....i have to go now because i have a pain in my CALF

(etc etc)

by **leamyj** » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 8:18 +0000

Sean wrote:
bingus666 wrote:well, yeah could only MILK it for that long...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA......

milk? get it? eh? ....

Pull the UDDER one! .................were you MOO-ving fast? ...........it wasnt just cold that day,it was FREISAN .....i have to go now because i have a pain in my CALF (etc etc)

You forgot to mention your HORN, which is probably shaped like your dipstick....HEHe :lol:

Oh god, I think we've MILKED this dipstick gag for all it's worth.

by **Sean** » Thu, 01 May 2008 11:09 +0000

You forgot to mention your HORN, which is probably shaped like your dipstick....HEHe :lol:

Oh god, I think we've MILKED this dipstick gag for all it's worth.[/quote]

I have a "veal-ing" this will run and run! :lol:

by **leamyj** » Fri, 02 May 2008 1:49 +0000

.[/quote]

I have a "veal-ing" this will run and run! :lol:

[/quote]

That's a load of BULLOCKS :lol:

John

by **Sean** » Sat, 03 May 2008 12:05 +0000

leamyj wrote:.

I have a "veal-ing" this will run and run! :lol:

[/quote]

That's a load of BULLOCKS :lol:

John[/quote]

I herd that one before!

by **MX5Steve** » Sat, 03 May 2008 1:25 +0000

what a load of OFFAL!

:lol:

by **Sean** » Sat, 03 May 2008 6:59 +0000

dairy goes again! :lol:

by **Fergus** » Sun, 04 May 2008 12:08 +0000

Jasus yer like a bunch of heffers in heat.
Git ou da field I tell ya, get dee fock ou !
Git ou of it now before I fockin kic yeer arse back ta a Mazda fockin 323 :shock:

An if yee say anytin abou a fockin dipstick agin I'll fockin rap da bloody thing around yeer bloody necks :shock:

by **leamyj** » Sun, 04 May 2008 7:36 +0000

Farmer Fergus has spoken!!

by **MX5Steve** » Sun, 04 May 2008 10:43 +0000

Fergus wrote:Jasus yer like a bunch of heffers in heat.
Git ou da field I tell ya, get dee fock ou !
Git ou of it now before I fockin kic yeer arse back ta a Mazda fockin 323
An if yee say anytin abou a fockin dipstick agin I'll fockin rap da bloody thing around yeer bloody necks

oooh arrr!!!

or is that
Mooo Arrrr!!!!

by **Sean** » Mon, 05 May 2008 8:34 +0000

Jaysus.......Fergus sounds a bit cheesedoff! :lol:

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	Author Message new car syndrome by bingus666 » Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:26 +0000 I remember when I first got my 5... "Hey, honey am just nipping down to the shop to pick up some milk back soon". 3 hours later I arrive home.... bingus666 * Posts: 140 Joined: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:10 +0000 Location: Gallimh Website Top by leamyj » Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:07 +0000 Only 3 hours? WIMP (only joking) John leamyj * Posts: 5230 Joined: Sat, 04 Aug 2007 2:19 +0000 Location: kildare Top milk by bingus666 » Tue, 29 Apr 2008 1:07 +0000 well, yeah could only MILK it for that long... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...... milk? get it? eh? .... bingus666 * Posts: 140 Joined: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:10 +0000 Location: Gallimh Website Top by Fergus » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 4:20 +0000 leamyj wrote:Only 3 hours? WIMP (only joking) John ^ OWNED ! MUAHAAHHAHhahah Fergus *** Posts: 1912 Joined: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 5:53 +0000 Location: Ireland Top Re: milk by Sean » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 7:43 +0000 bingus666 wrote:well, yeah could only MILK it for that long... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...... milk? get it? eh? .... Pull the UDDER one! .................were you MOO-ving fast? ...........it wasnt just cold that day,it was FREISAN .....i have to go now because i have a pain in my CALF (etc etc) Sean og Sean * Posts: 463 Joined: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:18 +0000 Location: Cork (boy....!) Top Re: milk by leamyj » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 8:18 +0000 Sean wrote: bingus666 wrote:well, yeah could only MILK it for that long... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...... milk? get it? eh? .... Pull the UDDER one! .................were you MOO-ving fast? ...........it wasnt just cold that day,it was FREISAN .....i have to go now because i have a pain in my CALF (etc etc) You forgot to mention your HORN, which is probably shaped like your dipstick....HEHe Oh god, I think we've MILKED this dipstick gag for all it's worth. leamyj *** Posts: 5230 Joined: Sat, 04 Aug 2007 2:19 +0000 Location: kildare Top Re: milk by Sean » Thu, 01 May 2008 11:09 +0000 You forgot to mention your HORN, which is probably shaped like your dipstick....HEHe Oh god, I think we've MILKED this dipstick gag for all it's worth.[/quote] I have a "veal-ing" this will run and run! Sean og Sean * Posts: 463 Joined: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:18 +0000 Location: Cork (boy....!) Top Re: milk by leamyj » Fri, 02 May 2008 1:49 +0000 .[/quote] I have a "veal-ing" this will run and run! [/quote] That's a load of BULLOCKS John leamyj *** Posts: 5230 Joined: Sat, 04 Aug 2007 2:19 +0000 Location: kildare Top Re: milk by Sean » Sat, 03 May 2008 12:05 +0000 leamyj wrote:. I have a "veal-ing" this will run and run! [/quote] That's a load of BULLOCKS John[/quote] I herd that one before! Sean og Sean * Posts: 463 Joined: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:18 +0000 Location: Cork (boy....!) Top by MX5Steve » Sat, 03 May 2008 1:25 +0000 what a load of OFFAL! MX5Steve ** Posts: 1162 Joined: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 3:27 +0000 Location: Co.Waterford Website YIM Top by Sean » Sat, 03 May 2008 6:59 +0000 dairy goes again! Sean og Sean * Posts: 463 Joined: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:18 +0000 Location: Cork (boy....!) Top by Fergus » Sun, 04 May 2008 12:08 +0000 Jasus yer like a bunch of heffers in heat. Git ou da field I tell ya, get dee fock ou ! Git ou of it now before I fockin kic yeer arse back ta a Mazda fockin 323 An if yee say anytin abou a fockin dipstick agin I'll fockin rap da bloody thing around yeer bloody necks Fergus *** Posts: 1912 Joined: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 5:53 +0000 Location: Ireland Top by leamyj » Sun, 04 May 2008 7:36 +0000 Farmer Fergus has spoken!! leamyj * Posts: 5230 Joined: Sat, 04 Aug 2007 2:19 +0000 Location: kildare Top by MX5Steve » Sun, 04 May 2008 10:43 +0000 Fergus wrote:Jasus yer like a bunch of heffers in heat. Git ou da field I tell ya, get dee fock ou ! Git ou of it now before I fockin kic yeer arse back ta a Mazda fockin 323 An if yee say anytin abou a fockin dipstick agin I'll fockin rap da bloody thing around yeer bloody necks oooh arrr!!! or is that Mooo Arrrr!!!! MX5Steve Posts: 1162 Joined: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 3:27 +0000 Location: Co.Waterford Website YIM Top by Sean » Mon, 05 May 2008 8:34 +0000 Jaysus.......Fergus sounds a bit cheesedoff! Sean og Sean * Posts: 463 Joined: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:18 +0000 Location: Cork (boy....!) Top


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