detailing gone to far!!!

by **mx5ash** » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 5:08 +0000

I mentioned this at the waterford run so thought i'd stick up the link.
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewt ... 865&page=1

And the piss take :lol:

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=25953

by **Stig** » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 6:18 +0000

God this bloke is ANAL.........

The kinda bloke you'd hate to be sitting beside at a dinner party.

by **micko** » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 8:38 +0000

Ollie Brady wrote:God this bloke is ANAL.........

The kinda bloke you'd hate to be sitting beside at a dinner party.

as mr clarkson put it...

"if i had a side parting and adenoids i'd find all this very interesting - i'd come around to your house and tell you all about it"

by **valred** » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 8:44 +0000

.............oh god, oh sweet sweet god!

I am keeping this post as proof to my family that washing, drying, waxing and detailing my little lizard is now very, very normal!!!

Oh I feel so sorry for the poor divil.

Terrible trade in anyone?

:roll:

by **mrges** » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:19 +0000

Ash - they are two of the funniest web pages I read in quite a while. This guy is waaaaaaay to serious about his motor.

I agree Val, I thought I was bad – but this takes things to a whole different level. My own girls no longer pass comment on the time I spend washing/cleaning cars, but some of their friends are now commenting (to me) that I seem to do it all the time - after reading this I no longer worry about it! Anyway, one big stone chip – or one drive along some of the cow-shite covered roads in Westmeath and it’s all gone……

mrges

by **mx5ash** » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:37 +0000

Yeah what we do doesn't seem so bad guys. I thought the anorak thread was just pure genius.

by **mrges** » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:44 +0000

Absolutely hilarious!

by **leamyj** » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 7:58 +0000

Wouldn't you like to see his reaction when driving if some bird shit landed on the bonnet? :lol:

He'd be a very interesting dinner guest...............NOT

(The piss-take is great)

John

by **valred** » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 1:26 +0000

leamyj wrote:Wouldn't you like to see his reaction when driving if some bird shit landed on the bonnet?

He would probably have to get his friend to get the micro reader thingy to measure the depth of the dropping and then evaluate the washing/drying/claying/restoring/wet n' dry sanding/rewash, etc etc

feck it is tiring even typing it!!

by **leamyj** » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 3:57 +0000

Val, I know it's off topic, did you get the keys to your new pad

John

by **valred** » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:54 +0000

Hi John,

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would have better chance of beating Robert Mugabe in an election than getting my twat of a solicitor to get off her ass and do a five minute task of opening an envelope and forwarding my mortgage cheque to the builders...........................................and breathe!!!

Definately Monday now...........have spent the last three weeks driving around measuring, choosing carpets, tiles, beds and furniture and totally fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ta for asking....you have a better memory than my overpaid legal twat!

I have my NCT retest next week too.........hmmmmmmmmmm....one electric motor to fit first.

Brought the mammy to Waterford today in vera the primera........poor old eddie was left home alone! Typical the sun came out and I missed the old lizard.

:roll:


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	Author Message detailing gone to far!!! by mx5ash » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 5:08 +0000 I mentioned this at the waterford run so thought i'd stick up the link. http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewt ... 865&page=1 And the piss take http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=25953 http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3099765 "When I make a key the on position and push the button, an engine works" mx5ash *** Posts: 2234 Joined: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:34 +0000 Location: Dungarvan, Co Waterford Top by Stig » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 6:18 +0000 God this bloke is ANAL......... The kinda bloke you'd hate to be sitting beside at a dinner party. Stig * Posts: 2419 Joined: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:22 +0000 Location: dn ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ Website Top by micko » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 8:38 +0000 Ollie Brady wrote:God this bloke is ANAL......... The kinda bloke you'd hate to be sitting beside at a dinner party. as mr clarkson put it... "if i had a side parting and adenoids i'd find all this very interesting - i'd come around to your house and tell you all about it" micko Posts: 47 Joined: Tue, 27 May 2008 4:17 +0000 Location: Cork Top by valred » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 8:44 +0000 .............oh god, oh sweet sweet god! I am keeping this post as proof to my family that washing, drying, waxing and detailing my little lizard is now very, very normal!!! Oh I feel so sorry for the poor divil. Terrible trade in anyone? valred * Posts: 150 Joined: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 6:31 +0000 Location: Wexford Top by mrges » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:19 +0000 Ash - they are two of the funniest web pages I read in quite a while. This guy is waaaaaaay to serious about his motor. I agree Val, I thought I was bad – but this takes things to a whole different level. My own girls no longer pass comment on the time I spend washing/cleaning cars, but some of their friends are now commenting (to me) that I seem to do it all the time - after reading this I no longer worry about it! Anyway, one big stone chip – or one drive along some of the cow-shite covered roads in Westmeath and it’s all gone…… mrges mrges Posts: 1065 Joined: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:31 +0000 Location: Midlands Top by mx5ash » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:37 +0000 Yeah what we do doesn't seem so bad guys. I thought the anorak thread was just pure genius. http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3099765 "When I make a key the on position and push the button, an engine works" mx5ash * Posts: 2234 Joined: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:34 +0000 Location: Dungarvan, Co Waterford Top by mrges » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:44 +0000 Absolutely hilarious! mrges Posts: 1065 Joined: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:31 +0000 Location: Midlands Top by leamyj » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 7:58 +0000 Wouldn't you like to see his reaction when driving if some bird shit landed on the bonnet? He'd be a very interesting dinner guest...............NOT (The piss-take is great) John leamyj * Posts: 5230 Joined: Sat, 04 Aug 2007 2:19 +0000 Location: kildare Top by valred » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 1:26 +0000 leamyj wrote:Wouldn't you like to see his reaction when driving if some bird shit landed on the bonnet? He would probably have to get his friend to get the micro reader thingy to measure the depth of the dropping and then evaluate the washing/drying/claying/restoring/wet n' dry sanding/rewash, etc etc feck it is tiring even typing it!! valred * Posts: 150 Joined: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 6:31 +0000 Location: Wexford Top by leamyj » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 3:57 +0000 Val, I know it's off topic, did you get the keys to your new pad John leamyj *** Posts: 5230 Joined: Sat, 04 Aug 2007 2:19 +0000 Location: kildare Top by valred » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:54 +0000 Hi John, NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Would have better chance of beating Robert Mugabe in an election than getting my twat of a solicitor to get off her ass and do a five minute task of opening an envelope and forwarding my mortgage cheque to the builders...........................................and breathe!!! Definately Monday now...........have spent the last three weeks driving around measuring, choosing carpets, tiles, beds and furniture and totally fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ta for asking....you have a better memory than my overpaid legal twat! I have my NCT retest next week too.........hmmmmmmmmmm....one electric motor to fit first. Brought the mammy to Waterford today in vera the primera........poor old eddie was left home alone! Typical the sun came out and I missed the old lizard. valred * Posts: 150 Joined: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 6:31 +0000 Location: Wexford Top


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